before the hero puts in the movie he narrates about the world he lives in now of hiding from russians and machines and more dramatic shit

then he tells us of a video he recieved

"it was sent to me by the famous dr. neilstein. he said it would explain everything"



basically all of the charecters are introduced at the beginning of the film in a way simular to the way it is done in the royal tennembaums only we find one thing that they are all doing different but the same like waking up or eating breakfast

the charecters:

andrew
spencer
james
kile
calvin
dr rodgers
zaleena, the space princess
vladmir
dr mitchels
calvin
dr. v
and introducing...
yamu


later in the movie

andrew goes up to calvin and asks him if he can get a gun from him (you know because he shoots kile later) and calvin is like no but you can ask spencer and that can be a whole short saga

then there can be some sort of sweet chase scene with andrew and kile set to bombay talkie's tip tip tip typewriter with andrew being chases by an angry stupid kile (i mean the charecter not the actual guy) and then we can film andrew running across the street from a street shot and from the inside of spencer's car

spencer in his truck (shown earlier in the movie with vladmir, the russian double agent) almost hits andrew while he is running but breaks just in time right in front of him.

then we film andrew staring at spencer and spencer staring back kind of horrified

then the chase continues and eventually stops with kile pummeling andrew

this prompts andrew to want a gun

and then i guess the space princess calls the planet earth offf


during the movie the veiwer (our hero) gets a phone call the goes

her0: hello?
caller: hey whats going on?
hero: what?
caller: oh nevermind
(caller hangs up)

and then after the movie is over the hero gets a phone call from the other guy who says

other guy: hey. what did you think of my movie??
hero: i dont see how that explained anything?
other guy: are you kidding me? it had research from as far back from even before the russian invasion
hero: no it didnt it was just like these dumb people and some toy
other guy: oh. fuck. i sent you the wrong movie.
hero: (beat)
other guy: i'll send you the right one with the next ration package in about a month okay??
hero: okay i better go now, if i stay on anylonger i'll be tracked
other guy: okay. love you bye.