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This is an arty movie about the search for identity. It follows Kile, Calvin, Andrew, James, and Spencer as they quest to find out who they truly are.

Calvin is eating a burger or something, then Kile walks up and smacks it out of his hand and pulls out a knife and threatens Calvin with it.

Calvin: Hey man. I don't want no trouble.

Kile:Too bad, Yous gots it.

Kile beats calvin up and cuts him while "beat on the brat" by The Ramones is playing

Kile: I'm so fuckin' punk!!!

Cut to a scene of Kile running around the graveyard while finishing a 40 and yelling at the dead people about how they're all stupid cunts, then he throws the empty 40 bottle at a grave and starts pissing on it.

Later, Calvin's looking to get his revenge on Kile, so he goes to the only person he knows will have guns to sell him.

Calvin: Hey, Spencer...Got any guns?

Spencer: What tha fuck do ya think mutha-nigga? I got all kindz of gunz, ho. What you need?

Calvin: I want a pistol, but I don't have any money. Can I pay you with poetry?

Spencer: Fuck that shit. I'll give it to you if you sing me a song about gettin' some from some hot bitches.

Calvin sings him a song about bitches then spencer gives him a gun. then russia attacks america.

then andrew calls dane on the phone

andrew: hello we have a problem

dane: me and leo are having a nice little candle-lit dinner can this problem wait until tomorrow?

andrew: uh.... no. i dont think so.

dane: well whats your problem?

andrew: our town is being firebombed by russians

dane: goddamnit. (dane yells into the other room where leo is) LEO!!! HONEY!!! WE NEED TO GO SAVE ANDREW!!!!

leo: not again!!!!!


leo and dane show up and save the day. then everyone discovers themselves.